Girl Chocolate
Just the chocolate, none of the commitment. 8 bars — one a day to ease cramps, mood swings & bloating.*
Try it for a full cycle. If it's not for you, we refund you and you keep every bar.
Your kit includes:
Included with every active subscription, ships once with your first order.
Girls Love it!
Period talk, simplified.
For most of us, it quietly runs the show — we just don't talk about it. Here's the research ↓
Approved by a women's health specialist
As a PA specializing in women's wellness, I love how thoughtfully this is formulated. Magnesium, ashwagandha, and raspberry leaf have all been studied for their potential to support menstrual comfort.
Michelle Jacobs, PA-C
Women's Health & Gynecology · Queens, NY
Certified Clean
Twelve standards, all met. Here's what's not in the bar.
Relief that tastes
like dessert.*
Pick your fight. We'll win it either way.
- ✓ 6 clinically-dosed actives in every bar
- ✓ Targets root cause — not just symptoms
- ✓ Cramps + mood + bloat + energy
- ✓ No GI upset or sugar crash
- ✓ Vegan, gluten-free, kosher, non-GMO
- ✓ Daily ritual you actually keep
- ✓ Ships free to your door, monthly
- ✕ Acetaminophen + caffeine + antihistamine
- ✕ Masks symptoms — doesn't address root cause
- ✕ Cramps only — ignores mood, bloat, energy
- ✕ GI upset, liver strain with daily use
- ✕ Synthetic fillers, artificial dyes
- ✕ Taken reactively — not a daily habit
- ✕ Drugstore run every month
Midol® is a registered trademark of Bayer. Shown for comparison purposes only. Girl Chocolate is a dietary supplement and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or a substitute for any OTC drug.*
Keep a pouch
on hand.
One bar a day when your cycle hits. No subscription — just chocolate.
How does Girl Chocolate
help PMS?
Three symptoms. The biology underneath each one. The actives we use to interrupt it.
Your uterus releases prostaglandins — hormone-like messengers that fire muscle contractions in the uterine wall.
Estrogen and progesterone crash simultaneously — dragging serotonin and GABA down with them. Your brain literally loses its calm-down chemicals.
Rising aldosterone triggers sodium retention, pulling water into tissues. Meanwhile, sluggish progesterone slows gut motility.
What's inside
each bar.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Other ingredients
Coconut Sugar, Cocoa Liquor (beans), Coconut Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter.
Everything you might be wondering.
Many women report softer cramps and more even mood within the first cycle. Magnesium absorbs quickly, so you may feel a difference within hours of your first bar. The full cumulative effect builds over 2–3 cycles as B6 and ashwagandha support your hormonal rhythm.
One bar daily — that’s it. Each bar delivers the full clinical dose. Enjoy it anytime: morning, after lunch, or as an evening treat. Consistency matters more than timing.
Girl Chocolate is formulated with food-grade, plant-based ingredients at doses well within safe ranges. That said, if you’re pregnant, nursing, or on medication, please check with your doctor first. We’re a supplement, not a substitute for medical advice.
Most magnesium supplements use magnesium oxide — cheap, poorly absorbed, and famous for GI upset. We use magnesium glycinate, which is gentler and significantly more bioavailable. Plus, our bar includes five additional actives (B6, ashwagandha, raspberry leaf, DIM, BioPerine) that work in synergy. A pill gives you one ingredient; we give you six in a single bar of dark chocolate.
After your first order, you receive your pouch of 8 functional chocolate bars — a full month’s supply — for $33/mo on the Monthly plan, or 3 pouches for $83 every 3 months on the 3-Month plan (just $27.67 a pouch). The Welcome Kit gifts (heating pad, tumbler, scrunchie, pouch) are a one-time bonus with your first subscription order.
Log in to your account any time to skip a month, pause your subscription, or cancel outright. No hoops, no retention calls, no guilt. We’d rather earn your loyalty than trap it.
Each bar is approximately 120 calories, 8g fat, 10g carbs, 2g protein. Sweetened with coconut sugar (no refined sugar). Vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free, corn-free, sesame-free, kosher, and non-GMO. Made in a facility that also processes tree nuts.
If you don’t love your first kit, email us within 90 days for a full refund — and keep the kit anyway. We’re that confident. A real human replies within a day at support@girlchocolate.co.
Your cycle deserves chocolate.
One pouch. 8 bars of calmer cramps, gentler moods, and less bloat. No kit, no subscription, just the chocolate that tastes like dessert and feels like someone finally made something for you.
Ships next-day · 90-day guarantee · No subscription required
